I can't be held responsible for the things I say or write...

2.10.2006

hate is for the children

analysis is for analysts(sp) and Hennessey is for coke....you wanna know whose my role model?

anyway, i had to come back so quickly because i left the o.c. off of my list of fox shows. that's right, i watch it...WHAT?! but i wanted to say about last night. fuck marissa cooper. fuck her in her gashtastic z-gap and then when she's old and hairy, fuck on her plastic covered couch.

that girl has run away everytime there has been a disagreement. you know what ryan should do? he should bone that sadi girl...and he should film it. but if he had to choose, he should choose to bone. it would be pretty funny, make for at least 3 episodes of drama and in the end, this show can finally end. anyway, he should bone sadi because marissa deserves it. now i can feel for her that her friend was drunk, fell off a cliff and died (like a wangster) but this whole saying to ryan "you're glad he's gone aren't you?" crap is too drama queen for me. "drama queen want some drama...she got it...WHAT!"

new thought, skiing is based on intoxication. was anyone actually upset when their heard bode miller say he has skied wasted? i'm sorry, but if you say such words as burly, narley, nar nar pow pow on the mao mao, then you need to be slap slap slap in the douche bag. but seriously, does anyone know anyone who goes skiing and doesn't do it while drinking or smoking the pot? name one skiing movie that wasn't filled with morons getting hammered and doing hilarious things. saying skiers don't get wasted is like saying private school kids don't do drugs...i should know...i'm affluent...look at my corduroy, it says it all.

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