4th most wonderful time of the year

those at the super bowl party know the song...
1. christmas
2. my birthday aka the national holiday
3. super bowl sunday
4. march madness

i have the next two days off of work and am about to leave but i wanted to get this out:

while finishing up the day, my mind started to drift. i began thinking about a time a friend of mine told me he was never going to get married. one of his friends just got married so his girlfriend couldn't be deported. so i was curious if he would ever marry someone for this reason. then my mind drifted to how someone said St. Patrick's day is not an official holiday...and then i started to think about non official holidays and married and decided this:

if they ever pass a gay marriage bill, (un)official marry a dude day!

this would be a day where you roll up to wherever and you marry one of your friends....not because it's gay but because it's hilarious (and don't get me started on all the tax breaks and other advantages you could get...actually, i have no idea what advantages there would be but it would be kind of funny...except for that asshole friend who thinks it's gay and refuses to find the humor in it).

anyway, all homo aside, this would be fucking hilarious...unless one of the joking around couples decided to take it a step further and then it's just not cool to do that...not that there is a problem, in my eyes, with gay marriage but on (un)official marry a dude day, there is no place for people serious about their committments.

and i'm spent...no homo