a little sum sum for timmy and willis

these appear to be my most loyal readers...there are timmy and willis who say "write more on your blog" and then there is bert who says "i refuse to read your blog"

bert won't read my blog because he likes to think this "upsets" me. i used to be as stubborn as bert is...now i am a changed man. he is currently depriving himself of very little...but his curiosity is growing. one day he will wake up and realize that while it's cool and all to take a stand and essentially impose your own personal V-chip on something just to prove you can, it's quite worthless when you realize you are refusing something to yourself that is so trivial and borderline retarded...i mean, i am the guy who wrote that the pentagon has 10 sides (and to defend myself, that shit is double layered yo). taking stands like the one he is taking is so trivial compared to actual times when this would come in handy...like refusing to watch Fox News because you feel they are not "Fair and Balanced" or refusing to shop at K-Mart because they sell handguns. things that you feel can be harmful to greater society. i might be loud and have my own blog, but trust me, even 5 year olds know there is nothing to emulate here.

but did anyone else watch fox news this afternoon approximately at 1:30? they had coverage of the french protestors getting shot by water hoses coming out of these tanks that are filled with water...it was hilarious. people are all upset over a new law that will let you fire teen workers for no reason (this is a good stand to take) and now they are rioting. this is hilarious for a few reasons:

1. there are the tough people who can sit and take the blasts for about 5 seconds...then they either turn around and take it in the back or they get out of the way.

2. there are the stupid people who roll up on rollerblades and antagonize the water gunners...also brilliant, but ends in peril.

3. then you have the guy with the cane. this is not an old man with a cane...this person could not have been more than 25...i should say crutch. it had one of those things at the top that goes around your bicep for stability...well this guy stood up to the water canons for a few seconds and then finally said the wrong thing or threw something and then he got blasted...this was the part of my run where i was 4 minutes from the end...this scene gave me the motivation to finish my run. this guy got blasted straight to his back and then pushed back at least another 10 feet....it was absolutely hilarious.

4. these people have to realize they are french. the french do not win confrontations...this confrontation will likely go on until the end of time with no one paying much attention after another week of coverage...then it will be "oh, those french, they're at it again...hey, let's go invade another country!"

so in conclusion. bert, if you're going to man up for some reason, do it in a way that is beneficial to a large group and please please please, do it in a comical way so i have something to entertain the tall german kid and the white-beat wearing, no shoe having, don't call me on my cell phone 'cause hoes be usin' all my minutes kid.

and go to youtube and find the leprechaun video...