I can't be held responsible for the things I say or write...

3.17.2006

who da what now?

hi. i am job.

not true. i am drinking adult beverages. you know, the ones with the strippers in them that aren't allowed to be seen on non cable tv or not on the radio until after 8 pm? you know what i sayin?

that's not what i sayin. happy saint patrick day fuckers!

this is the one day of the week i am drinking right now. today's beverages started at noon. now it's 8:24. big deal, wanna fight about it? shut up bert. anywho, anyone who knows us can realize that saint patrick's day plus us ='s car bombs. and in traditional us + carbombs, in the end it ='s no enough people for all of it. so we have a bottle of jamiesons, a bottle of baileys and 20 cans of Guinness. we have 4 people right now and two of them have gashes...yada yada yada, it was nice to know all of you but i think i might be done.

anyone can have doyle...Contrary to popular belief, he does have a dingle.

other than that, there really is nothing in my name. Preferably, someone will simply drive my car into the potomac because that would make no sense and my tv should have 4 m80s put in it and lit so that it blows up and makes a cool sound...please contact dre for that one.

finally, this puddle has merced too long.

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