Google Images is fun

What up sluts? So this guy is awesome. This guy was what I found when I google imaged my name. Of not is the bulge in his pants. That's an above average man. So if you are curious what I will look like when I get older, that right there is it...except my clothes will be a little more red because by now you have to know that i look best in red.

I spent the last 45 minutes looking into "adsense" for advertisements on the blog. I'm thinking that this is a terrible idea because i read the contract and got bored, so i started skimming. then i started thinking that there is no way that they won't ask for some money right up front and the more i thought of it, the more i feared ending up as part of a mass tort litigation with no idea what's going on and getting turned out by avocado as a result and i just can have that....i'm simply not prison material (too pretty)...fish.

anyway, it seems that with adsense, google puts ads on your blog and then you get paid judging by the amount of clicks the ads get. that would be awesome...but there are strict (remember, i skimmed this) rules saying that an automated dohicky can't do the clicking...then it says that a computer controlled by me can't do the clicking. two strikes. so i began thinking of other websites where they ask people to click the links because that's how they get paid and wondered if that violated any rules...i think it might but it was foggy...and that's the problem. what isn't foggy with all the legalize they throw into the contract? then i want to find out how much the start up fee is and how many clicks you need to get money out of it and then it becomes way too confusing. they need to have some kind of bullet point page that lists everything for the person like me who wants their money without giving any of my money...pretty simple plan, right?

so if you have info about this adsense thing, please send an email to qplive@gmail.com and that would be sweeeeeeet.

also, to who ever wrote about "Quentin's Corner" a big thank you to you. That's a great idea. So i guess if people decide to write into the comments section their questions about life and the ever after, i'd be happy to give them a bizarre and twisted take on them...Mustache free of course...unless you desire a Mustache ride that is. also, please note that i did just figure out how to put a picture on this thing and it will no doubt be impossible to put videos, let along free downloads. if there is ever a crash course on the internet thing going on, i guess i will jump on that ship, but until then, we will have to settle with the stuff i find on other people's websites.

as for jerky mcjersksack, don't hate on those kind enough to comment. this is not a public forum for ridicule unless it is from me. but don't hate on the fans, a hole....that's right, completely contradictory.