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did he say he is going to start the trend of using the phrase "crushing it?" unless you deem "crushin it" to be completely different from "crushing it" you can't do that. that would be just another one of the white mans lies and we can't have that in the racially harmonious space that is qpliveandme.blogspot.com

moving forward, you ever get the urge to get a short hair cut and shave your beard but only leave your mustace? i did that...it was awesome. if you want to see how much i can look like Officer Farva, please send me a text message or email requesting the picture and i will follow through for you. it's quality. it was so amazing that the doctor and the roommate couldn't look at me for more than 5 seconds without laughing at me. hell, i was walking through the mall yesterday and i was laughing. i kept thinking that everyone else would look and me and think i was retarded. afterall, here i am, a grown ass man walking around laughing out loud with the worst possible fashion statement ever. this wasn't the kind of mustace a 17 white girl with brunette hair has or the kind a 5 year old hispanic kid has, but this was full on 6 month old beard trimmed down to nothing but the stache...hide the children parents, there's a baby toucher on the loose...that's how bad. the doctor wouldn't even look at me. it was that amazing.

on a similar note, i'd like to take the time out to thank corporate america for giving us The Hair Cuttery. These people do great work. i've never left a hair cuttery with a bad hair cut. it doesn't matter which one you go to because everyone has to pass the same "can you tell the difference between scissors and a hair dryer?" test and therefore on the same level of haircutting...but man, i am happy with their craftsmanship. too many times (4) i have been butchered in the dc erea by non hair cuttery hair cut places and that stops. i bow to thee hair cuttery (ohh, that was nice) and now i have to go back to work.

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