this is blatant false advertisement

If i had to wager a guess, I would say that this piece of bran does not in fact love sugar. I would say the bran is upset that it needed sugar to make it more appealing. Afterall, you want people to like you for you, not because you hang out with cool jonnie with the flowing locks of hair that make the women go "ohh jonnie you hottie" and the guys go "i wish i had jonnie's hair"...you follow?

but seriously, it's these kinds of things that are ruing the fabric of our country. that sad piece of bran probably has a pleasant life in the beginning, just a piece of bran slowly going down the production line with the rest of its friends and family and then out of nowhere, it gets put on a different production line, separated from those it knows and loves and now is in with the tough crowd. no more jonnie to look up to, just some tough street youths who were never shown the brighter side of the production line. and then it gets sugar pasted on it and is no longer a happy piece of bran, but a piece of bran that looks as if it has some abnormal growth over 93% of its body. it doesn't even want jonnie's hair now because that would make the bran look even more like a freak. that's a sad life for bran...let me tell you.