I can't be held responsible for the things I say or write...


Why I hate being married

It's the last day of school.

I'm hammered.

I want to drunk dial someone who will appreciate my situation.

I think to myself, "I should call my wife."

This is why...I hate...myself.

If I knew the requirements for what a haiku is, I'd say this is one...but I don't so I'd say they should make an amendment (how very American) and let the above stand for one.


Blogger Lars said...

I feel your pain.

5:40 PM

Blogger BenjamminSpears said...

dude, just one post for all of 2010 so far... would like to read more rants and thangs before the end of the year.

also, what's the motto for 2011?

5:12 PM


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