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2.11.2006

sales pitch

if you think about it, it sells itself. in no way would this site be offensive to anyone. it doesn't discriminate. you don't have to be a woman to make the site, you just needs boobs. be them big boobs, small boobs, boob salad, boobs covered entirely by a shirt, boobs covered barely with a shirt, whatever. the only rule is that there must be a shirt.

but it's not just about the picture. it's all about the brand. to be a good salesman, you have to be the brand and you have to promote the brand. for example, if approaching someone about getting their picture for the site, you can't ask "hey, can i take your picture for my website?" you have to use the site in the question and not just in the end after asked "sure, what is your website" because that's cheating. you have to say "would you like to be on boobswithshirtson.com" or "you would be great on boobswithshirtson.com, can i have your picture?" be the brand, sell the brand, ask them if you can take their boobs and put them on boobswithshirtson.com.

i think this could work, i really do. and i don't want to sound perverted or anything, because i'm not. all i am doing is taking an idea that i came up with 3 scotches in and running with it. no ones face would be on the site, unless they preferred it that way or the picture was too good to pass up. but the picture could be cropped...i'm not saying this will be the best site ever, but it's would get passed around through email forwards and in the end, that's the pinacle of any cheesy website's career.

be the brand. boobswithshirtson.com

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