Recap time

off into the sunset he goes. right about now, you're probably thinking, hey, he's writing again, he's probably going to fill us in on his bachelor party. nope. really, there isn't much one can say. mans code is to not discuss what events transpired at a bachelor party so as a man, and despite what may have previously been written about sharing about the bachelor party, man will not write about it.

so what on earth could he possibly be writing about?

kickball is back soon....but that's not what we're here for......

PRISON BREAK SEASON 3 RECAP TIME....awesome...or not?

Prison Break has finally ended it's third season and guess what?!?!? they get out of jail. NO WAY. Yes way Ted.

The season ends with the exchange of Whistler for LJ Burrows and Whistler's gash, who no longer loves him. She now craves the bone of former death row inmate turned Panamanian refugee Lincoln Burrows. However, at the end of the season, we appear to be heading into a brand new twist that is sure to officially get Prison Break cancelled, if it even comes back at all.

But let's back up.

The season, all 5 episodes, starts with Scofield still in Sona trying to break out this mysterious Whistler guy, who is revealed more and more as likely a Company guy as the season progresses. The inmates are having their issues with Patron taking Scofield under his wing and many of Patron's people are pissed about it...to the point where they overtake him and claim control of the prison. Keep in mind, I have very little time to write this and the details are very minute anyway. It's a show called Prison Break, so let's get right to the breakout.

Come break out time, the list has swollen to Patron (leader of Sona and former drug lord/mass murderer), T-Bone (inmate with Scofield in season 1), Bellick (guard in season 1), Mahone (FBI agent in season 2), Whistler (Company slut), Luis (teenager in Sona for unidentified reason) and Scofield.

Since T-Bone and Patron are the only true criminals in the gang, they assume Scofield will screw them over, so they get to be the first ones out of the hole they dug in the ground...So they un-covered some old tunnels between in the prison grounds and dug up from down there. Their escape would put them in the middle of the yard. Scofield has Sucre helping him on the outside so the gate can be broken through easily. What Patron and T-Bone don't know is that the lights will not be out for 30 seconds like Scofield said...only 10 or 15. So when Linc takes out the lights, Patron, T-Bone and Bellick make a run for it. Patron gets shot and T-Bone and Bellick stop running.

Now the escape happens. As the guards run into the yard to recover the 3 escapees, Scofield, Luis, Whistler and Mahone come out of the ground in plain sight. All of the guards are distracted and they take off.

The plan is to get to the water, swim out to a buoy and Sucre will pick them up in a boat...only Sucre is being detained because the alias he used has a warrant out for it on unpaid child support...they have that in Panama too, what a world. So, Luis' father, figuring something is wrong when they haven't met him at the boat, determines the boat is supposed to be used and shows up out of nowhere and picks up everyone.

So now, all they have to do is escape the Company. The Company is trying to get Whistler back on their terms, ie kill everyone, but the brothers have a plan at a Warehouse. Slowing things down is Whistler who apparently sprained his ankle before swimming to safety. Only now he makes a break for it. As the Company arrives at the Warehouse, no one else is there because the brothers went after Whistler. Mahone says good bye before they run because there is no loyalty there.

Eventually, the brothers catch back up to Whistler and the new exchange point is a museum. All the players are there. The chick, LJ, the badass Company lady who is not to be effed with, Whistler, Linc and Scofield. Gunmen are on every entrance to the hotel, so as soon as the brothers walk out, they're dead. The reason Scofield picked this museum is that there are no metal detectors, so the badass chick can't walk in with a gun.

Exchanges go as planned and then the badass chick gets cocky. Before that, Whistler's girl pulls the I hate you routine and goes back in the group of the brothers and LJ. At this point, Scofield breaks a glass box holding something in the museum and an alarm goes off. Everyone is searched on the way out and Whistler is detained because Scofield put something from the gift shop in his pocket. As the police are holding Whistler, badass chick intervenes but no one pays any attention to her. Then one of her cronies goes to shoot one of the brothers when a guard tackles him. The shot misses everyone...or does it.

The shot hits Linc's new chick in the side and he plays the role of concerned idiot because he just broke someone out of a jail and is sticking around where shots have been fired. While this is going on, Scofield goes to his car, gets his gun and aims it at the badass chick. Before he can pull the trigger, the Panamanian police, who are doing an excellent job of getting made fun of by American television by the way, starts shooting and missing terribly at her and her van. They hop in and take off.

The brothers too flee the scene, but LJ sticks around with the shot girl. Eventually, Linc goes to the hospital where she says Whistler has something under his bed that might help tell who he is. The brothers go and retrieve it and that's where they say good-bye. It'd be simple. They are free, the police have no idea where they are and they can finally disappear. NOPE. Now Scofield is after the badass chick who beheaded his love, Sarah Tancredy.

Whilst this is going on, Mahone has been sitting in a bar staring at a bank. One might suspect he is going to rob it, but at the end of the episode, Whistler shows up and they have this "you sure you're in cause it's 100%" "yeah i'm in" talk and off they go with the badass chick.

Then the cut is to Scofield, who is driving down the road with the gun on the passenger seat on his way to Arizona or something because there was some info in the case.

There is some odd music playing the whole time and it flashes through everyone walking/driving/in their new place in the world. Sucre was discovered to be helping Scofield and is thrown in Sona. T-Bone suffocated (oops, probably should have told you this but) Patron in his room to take control over Sona....he was going to die anyway, by T-Bone did this and then started throwing money to the crowd declaring everyone is an equal...which should probably end poorly in the end. Bellick looks terrified and he should.

Linc is with the chick and LJ at the hospital and Luis has escaped to safety in Columbia.

The show had the air of possibly being done with and now that characters are behaving unlike they have in the 3 seasons previous, I would say the show is probably done....not that I'll stop watching.