and tell craig he can feast on it

so i found out today i got an apartment...excellent. this apartment was listed as a 10 minute walk to the rosslyn metro. it didn't list how many blocks it was and it was actually a 10 minute walk from the metro. i feel earl because karma has dealt me a good hand.

so, now i can tell craigslist to feastonadik. for two straight weeks i have had it open on my desktop while i work constantly refreshing the screen to see the taylor place apartments offering good prices in terrible location....who in their right mind wants to live off of 395? deciding between commuting on 395 or 66 is like deciding if you want to committ suicide or let jack bauer interrogate you. if you don't watch 24, let me give some insight:

so committing suicide kind of blows because you know you are going to die and that your life is over and if you have to do it before jack bauer gets you, you don't get to say good bye.

but if jack bauer gets you, there are no rules and odds are you are going to die because everyone on 24 dies...even jack bauer. he's just so gangster that he is able to be revived by an adrenaline shot as opposed to the rest of humanity which need more standard methods like doctors or have their heads fused to that of a dog or something. anyway, the whole "there is no line and it is my life's duty to prove that" theory that i have devoted the last few years of my life is nothing to the misery that would become you if you had information that jack bauer thought would help protect the good ole' U.S. of A. i mean, the guy will cut your eyes out if he has to. he once convinced a terrorist that he murdered his two children. plain and simple, jack bauer is a dick and terrorists are his prostitutes, well you know what i'm saying. he will pound you unmercifully until you are dry and then he will take sandpaper...filter filter filter.

anyway, plain and simple, i am happy about my new apartment. new floors, new kitchen , new bathroom, dishwasher, laundry machine IN MY CLOSET!!!! beat that bitches! that part is a shortcoming, but having your own laundry machines in your apartment or house is amazing. no waiting for the cycles to run (and guys don't have any fun with spin cycle anyway) and no having to run to the store to get quarters or anything. just pure, unadultorated washing of clothes...now if i only had a place to hang my clean clothes i would be set..but beggers can't be choosers. they can only ask how many blocks the apartment is from the metro and hope they are being told the truth.