chill out hippies

so dick cheney shot someone...big fucking surprise. you think this was the first time this happened? is you that ignant?

anyway, so dick shot a friend of his BY ACCIDENT. that's important to keep in mind. if he shot someone on purpose while hunting, then there might be more than a 2 hour story here. see, it's important, because he is the vp, to let people know that he had this accident while hunting because it's important to know everything about your politicians, no matter how minute...i don't believe this personally, but that is what the hippies tell me. anyway, all that needed to be said was that dick the dick shot someone with a pellet from his shotgun shell and the guy is in the hospital. we hope he will be ok, yada yada yada heart attack yada too old to operate yada yada he will be fine. 2 hours. good to go.

but no. the hippies are outraged. dick cheney was involved in the first hunting accident ever! oh my god, i can't believe it. in a sport where nothing ever gets hurt and nothing ever goes wrong, the vp shot someone! how will my life go on!

please, he fucking shot someone by accident. the man is not horribly disfigured and the man is not dead...Fortunately. however, this is the biggest thing to happen for the hippies in a while, so lets run with it as much as possible.

but he should have told us sooner! why didn't he tell us sooner!

fuck off. there's nothing better than a wife and child who find out their husband/father has been shot by turning on the 6 o'clock news. the first thing on my mind when i shoot someone is not getting the man help, rather it is calling up good ole NBC, CBS, CNN and FOX and telling them that i just shot someone in between catching my breath from running to the phone because i was in such a hurry to let the world know...and when they ask how he is doing and the phone goes dead because he didn't think to save the man first he gets lambasted for letting the media know right away that he shot someone.

chill out hippies. you found out. your life didn't change as a result of dick cheney not telling you that he nearly killed a friend of his immediately. have some freakin decency for people's privacy. i understand you want to know every little mistake your political enemies make, but you play no part in this whatsoever.

but this is just another example of the bush administration keeping secrets.

WHAT'S THE SECRET? cheney shot someone. he has since broken his silence and explained what happened. he didn't even have to do that but since the hippies were all up in arms he had to. he had to explain what happened while he was out on his personal time and there was an accident. if you go out drinking one night and fall over and get a black eye, are you supposed to sit down in front of your entire office the next work day and make a statement about what happened on your free time? because dick cheney shot his friend by accident, does that make him even less fit in your eyes to be second in command of this country? if your answer is yes, then you are a hippie. and if you are a hippie you need 3 things:
1. a shower
2. lay off the petruli
3. chill the fuck out. it's not like he is on the front lines and it's not like he carries weapons to his meetings.

it was a hunting mistake.

nothing in your life changed between saturday afternoon and sunday evening as a result of this information not being passed out. this is not a matter of national security. and maybe, if your complaint is that the bush administration is so secretive about what happens, you should realize that this may be a trend and if you haven't realized this is their policy by now, i should shoot you with some bird shot.