I can't be held responsible for the things I say or write...

6.08.2007

i'm just one of those kids who doesn't get away with anything

i just got back from watching "knocked out". it was pretty funny. it was written/directed by the same guys who did 40 year old virgin and it showed. it followed the similar somewhat rediculous theme but at the same time a keeping it real sort of plot to keep friends of all ages engaged....

what was also nice about it was that it was 2 hours in length. it wasn't like one of the will ferrell movies that are hilarious but end after 90 minutes. so you feel like you got something for your money.

the strange things about movies like these, or watching movies like these, is that i sit there next to the doctor and constantly wonder if this is when she realizes that she has no business marrying me. i mean, let's analyze the situation:

beautiful med student, smart, funny, a lot going for her coming from a well rooted family that never fails to impress

vs.

loud paralegal with moody personality, somewhat? egocentric with large tendency to irritate/offend most people if given enough time in any social situation.

right, so i'm just supposed to sit next to her during these movies and not think about how i am going to track down the writer/actor who finally gets it through her head. that's not going to be a pretty day....but at the same time, i won't have to worry about what i'll do after that because i'll be all locked up.

it's got to only be a matter of time, right?

4 Comments:

Blogger Ben said...

I think the obvious answer is hinted at through the title to the movie you saw.

3:30 PM

 
Blogger andrewsaltz said...

Ok...but you also have a nasty forehand, servicable backhand, and impressive white-guy freestyling skills. Plus you ended Dan Naylor's ultimate career, and you have a blog that ravages Bert's blog and Faust's blog in their e-orafices. Be positive.

9:11 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dick size?

3:27 PM

 
Blogger MS said...

plus she knows that you'll send @-ron after teh dude with a shovel.

9:37 AM

 

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