It wasn't a strike

Shit is real in the hood, bitch

i watched most of the game. it wasn't a strike. i'm fucking serious. don't mock me because you haven't been watching and i have. now there is another pitching change. 1 batter, 1 walk. i can't help but say you didn't do your job, but your team is playing one of the worst fucking teams and have scored 0 runs. 0 runs. against the shit ass bitch fuck mofuck crapafaceanddodoonyourpoopmerc.

in the long run, this goes as nothing but a small feat, especially when i can't type every letter properly and the fact remains under the sea. under the sea. baby it's hotter above the water, take it from me. up on the surf they sun all day. under the the sun they slave away.

ariel was a slut and so are franklin and the templetons.

i'd italicize a word if i could but i don't feel like it.

unger.

jublar.

fufu number 1

I should add to that...

Q.P. Live and Me

this all came from a newspaper and was found on their website. the guy asked if he could take our pictures for whatever paper he has and then asked for our names. this was probably the 2nd time in my life where i actually kept a straight face while joking around. he asked me what my name is and i said Quentin P. Live (bitches). he asked again and straight faced i gave it again and even spelled it for him. i was so proud and now he has made me a published prize of an alias....

I'm famous, bitches

You might say that's just a picture of my friend alex, my french gilfriend and yours truly. However, here is the caption to this picture:

"From left: Alex Carr of New Brunswick, Patti McLaughlin of Washington D.C., Quentin P. Live of Arlington, Va. and Kep Batties of New York, at the Olde Queens Tavern in New Brunswick on March 3, 2006."

And I'm not done yet:



Again, with caption:

"From left: Alex Carr of New Brunswick, Patti McLaughlin of Washington D.C., Quentin P. Live of Arlington, Va. and Kep Batties of New York, at the Olde Queens Tavern in New Brunswick on March 3, 2006."

Shotahollerdog. That's how I roll.

be the fucking brand